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New Journal
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Finally got around to the business of a new journal. I'm now at speedisthekey. I'll probably just keep this journal for communities only.

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I just cannot seem to tear myself away from LJ for some reason. I feel like I'm going to miss something major if I do. If any of you have something seriously major to tell me, now is the time because it might get lost in the shuffle of friend entries about perfectly normal days where nothing earth-shattering and emotionally scarring happens and community posts about zombies and knitting. Seriously. I want to stay in the loop here, people.

Best Buy incurs my wrath today for their marked lack of copies of Muriel's Wedding. I had to drive out to Borders (it's nearly twenty minutes away) to get a copy. But the most important part is the fact that I got a copy. Finally. They were airing it on WE or some other vagina-centric basic cable station not long ago and it reminded me how fond I am of it.

Pork chops and mashed potatoes for dinner. Mmmm. Biscuits.

One day, I was driving out of the Krystal parking lot after getting breakfast in the drive-thru. As I was waiting for the opportunity to make a left turn, I happened to catch the eye of a middle-aged man driving a pickup truck. He was contentedly smoking a pipe as he did so. And all I could think was, "Yes. Yes."

More people should smoke pipes. It's classy, you know.

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Stolen quite blatantly and with great abandon from the inimitable trickeration, the saucy Swedish goat herding maiden who tickles the cockles of my heart...

A Comprehensive List of Things that Kick Ass


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Movie Whore Meme
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Just killing time until I have to leave. X goes next to the ones you've seen, O next to the ones you own.
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This is a special order for mrfurious
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You want fries with that shake? I hope so because I'm giving you fries with that shake. I don't care if you eat them or not I'm sorry, but the fries come with the shake, sir. The shake comes with fries it's part of the combo! There is also a soda included what flavor would you like?

Survey for a Boring Day
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Hey, mrfurious, did you see this? They're talking about X-Men 3 stuff over at ohnotheydidnt.
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he got Colgate on his teeth and Reebok Classics on his feet...
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Going to see Land of the Dead at the matinee showing. Oh, yeah. When you read "Oh, yeah" make sure you say it in the Kool-Aid Man voice in your head. It'll be much more effective in relaying my excitement. Just a little tip.

NACHO NACHO MAN! I WANNA BE A NACHO MAN.
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JAKE: (STANDS UP, KNEES CRACK OMINOUSLY)
JAKE: (BEGINS SINGING HIS LAMENTS OVER HIS ARTHRITIC-SOUNDING KNEES) I blame Isabella for the crackin' in mah knees!
ME: (TEMPLES FINGERS AND LOOKS OVER AT JAKE MALEVOLENTLY) You should. I put a voodoo hex on your knees.
JAKE: (GESTURING GRANDLY) Why'd do that to mah knees, ya knee-hatin' bitch?

Why? I'll tell you why. His knees are COMMUNISTS! Also, nacho cheese is delicious and I plan on putting it on everything from now on. Except nachos. That's just perverted.

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I know you're probably sick of seeing this stuff about petitions protesting the slashing of funds for Public Broadcasting and National Public Radio, but if you haven't signed it yet, please consider doing so. For me? And the baby seals? And my neighbor down the street who lost his fingertips in the Great War who would sign the petition if only he still had his fingertips that he lost in the Great War? And the squirrels in the park with the big, black eyes that plead, plead like there's no tomorrow and their very lives depended on it? And the clouds in the sky shaped like baby animals? Seriously, just think about it.

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